Monday, December 22, 2008

Pinnacle PCTV HD Mini Stick for Mac and PC

In the average of the Atlantic Ocean it was actual algid and lonely. It was so far from acreage that not even a individual Pinnacle PCTV HD Mini Stick for Mac and PC could be found. Christmas was three canicule away. Quietly, a abysmal floated just below the waterline. The periscope looked out into the advanced accessible sky.

“Hullo, periscope!” said the affable dolphin, dabbling her arch from below the waves. “Knew you’d be here!”

“Why, hullo, dolphin!” replied the periscope with abundant cheer. “And so I am! I was just adulatory for some company, or possibly a way to watch television on a PC or Mac via a USB 2.0 slot.” The dolphin smiled as admitting she had a secret.

“How’s your aggregation today, periscope?” the dolphin asked politely.

“Fine, I suppose,” replied the periscope in his abrupt Naval manner. “They’ve been active today, accepting accessible for the holidays and all. Haven’t even agitated to lower me! Still, it’s nice to see the apple for a while afore we all arch aback home.”

“Home?” asked the dolphin with apparent surprise.

“Aye, lass.” said the periscope evenly. “We’ll be headed aback soon. Probably won’t be in this allotment of the ocean for absolutely some time.”

“But periscope!” cried the dolphin, her articulation troubled. “You can’t leave! I’ve ordered you a present!”

“A present?” answered the periscope in shock and amazement. “Why, lass! What is it?”

“It’s a Pinnacle PCTV HD Mini Stick for Mac and PC, periscope!” sobbed the dolphin, afflicted to her actual soul. “It comes in a cast new box and even includes Eye TV Lite so you can watch and almanac in absolute time application your Mac! It even handles over the air agenda ATSC transmissions and ClearQAM agenda cable, additional there’s an chip Electronic Program Guide and you can almanac absolute to DVD or your iPod or… or… oh, periscope, it’s advancing with brief shipping, can’t you delay just one added day?”

“I can’t, lassie,” said the periscope truthfully. “I took an adjuration to serve the greater good… no amount what the sacrifice.”

“I… I accept I understand, periscope,” the dolphin nodded sadly. “But I capital to get you something special. And I chose the Pinnacle PCTV HD Mini Stick for Mac and PC because I apperceive you like to watch things. So maybe… while we still accept time…”

Then periscope looked on in admiration as the dolphin formed on her side, her moist, bland derma acute adjoin the bend of his conning tower. Slowly she confused her bender as she began to- what?

Listen, I was promised absolute artistic abandon with this Christmas story. No, it’s a altogether accurate anatomy of expression. May I accredit you to the contempo plan of Alan Moore and his assay of how the bogie account can be- No, it’s not even hardly obscene! It’s a beautiful- I don’t affliction about what they disqualified in Australia! Why does that even matter?

Hey, you can anticipate whatever you want, but I’m appealing abiding the humans who advised the Pinnacle PCTV HD Mini Stick for Mac and PC are traveling to be appealing blessed with- libel? Why would they do that? Listen, Alan Moore makes a bright case that the artisan accept to be chargeless at all times to- okay, you apperceive what? If you do this, I’m not traveling to let you accept any affairs rights. Yeah, no dolphin dolls, no periscope abridged watches, no Atlantic Ocean placemats, none of it.

You anticipate you don’t affliction now, maybe, but what about a decade from now if this adventure becomes a bandage classic? I anticipate our CEO ability wish to apperceive just how abbreviate sighted you are. What? How cartel you! How cartel you say that about my plan of genius? I’ll accept you apperceive that- No, I am not leaving. I a lot of absolutely am not. I don’t affliction how big he is, I’m not- Hey, put me down appropriate now! You’re a bandage of thugs! Criminals! Worse than Thatcher! I don’t accept to angle for this! You’ll affliction what you’ve done today! Save me, Glycon, save me!

Warranty: One Year Pinnacle

Features:

* Watch live high quality digital HD and SD TV without service fees from anywhere on your laptop, in a new compact size for easy travel and storage
* Elgato’s EyeTV Lite is included so you can now watch, and record live HDTV on a Macintosh
* Supports unencrypted digital cable, ClearQAM
* Integrated signal booster improves sensitivity for over the air HDTV reception
* Built-in slide-cap to protect the USB connector
* Break free and PlaceShift with the sleek USB 2.0 powered portable PCTV device
* Sit back and relax from afar with full remote control access
* The options are unlimited with full support for digital (ATSC) reception, and Clear QAM
* Instantly transform your PC or Mac into a personal digital video recorder (DVR)
* Take complete control of when you watch your favorite shows with TimeShifting
* Never miss a critical part of your favorite show again with pause, rewind and replay
* Schedule recordings with the integrated Electronic Program Guide
* Eliminate the guess work by automatically recording shows direct-to-DVD and/or inthe destination file format of choice (i.e. iPod, PSP, DivX, etc.)

TV Standards:

* ATSC (HDTV up to 1080i, SDTV)
* ClearQAM (HDTV up to 1080i, SDTV)

Inputs:

* TV/FM antenna (F-connector/Coaxial)

Recording Formats:

* MPEG-1/2
* DivX4
* MPEG-4: compatible with Sony PSP or Apple iPod (Trial Version)

Windows System Requirements:

* Windows® XP or Windows Vista™ (32 bit) with latest service pack
* Intel® Pentium® 4 2.8GHz, Pentium M 1.7 GHz, equivalent AMD Athlon 64 processor or higher (e.g. dual core processor)
* RAM: Windows XP – 512 MB; Windows Vista – 1 GB
* Free USB 2.0 port
* Sound/graphics controller with support for DirectX® 9 or higher
* Hard drive with minimum 1 GB free space (20 GB recommended for TV recording)
* CD drive (DVD burner required for DVD recording)
* Internet connection for registration/activation

Macintosh System Requirements:

* Macintosh® computer with a Dual PowerPC® G5 or an Intel® Core Duo processor
* Mac OS X v10.4 or later
* Free USB 2.0 port
* 512 MB RAM
* Hard drive with minimum 1 GB free space (20 GB recommended for TV recording)
* CD or DVD drive

In the box:

* USB 2.0 TV Tuner For ATSC/ClearQAM Reception
* Mini Remote Control Including Battery
* Portable Telescopic High-Gain Antenna with Magnetic Foot
* Antenna Adapter (MCX to F-Connector)
* USB Extender Cable
* Printed Quick Start Guide
* Travel Bag
* Pinnacle™ TVCenter Pro and Pinnacle VideoSpin™ Editing Software
* Elgato EyeTV Lite Software

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